Emo Keychain

Emo Motel Keychains – 3D Printed Sass for Your Sad Soul

Feeling dead inside but still have to carry keys? These $5 motel-style keychains are for you. Each one features a hilariously emo saying, personally designed and 3D printed by me on my own machines. Perfect for anyone who’s sarcastic, self-aware, and just a little bit dramatic.

• Classic retro motel key tag shape
  

• Lightweight, durable, and printed with attitude

• Designed and made by a Marine-owned small biz (yes, even sad bois serve)

Whether you’re deep in your feels or just love a good existential laugh, these keychains are the perfect lowkey accessory for highkey emotions.